Thursday, October 06, 2005

George W. and THE VOICE OF GOD

Good old George W Bush. Most people would be concerned if they started hearing voices, especially if those voices told them to go kill people by invading countries. Not George. No, George figures its the voice of God telling him to do these things. He's been given a mission and we know he'll accomplish it, or kill us all trying. Then he tells the Palestinian delegation during peace talks, who naturally being a little bemused go and tell journalists.

One of the delegates, Nabil Shaath, who was Palestinian foreign minister at the time, said: "President Bush said to all of us: 'I am driven with a mission from God'. God would tell me, 'George go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan'. And I did. And then God would tell me 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq'. And I did."

But George, the bad news is that isn't the voice of God, its Dick Cheney talking into the heating vents between your offices. Oh and George, its not God he's impersonating, but the other fellow...

1 comment:

Lisbon said...