Question:
Why did the pig cross the road?
Irish Farmers Answer:
"Who knows, but thanks to traceability we are able to locate the farm the pig came from and make sure it is returned to the correct farm. Anyway only a small minority of farms ever loose pigs and the pig don't do too much damage and no cars hit the pig.
It's all just hype really, you would need to have lots of pigs crossing the road to cause any trouble or pose any real risk to passing motorists. However a far more important question is when will the government compensate all farmers for the loss of any pigs and for having to cross the road themselves to recover the pigs."
Why did the pig cross the road?
Irish Farmers Answer:
"Who knows, but thanks to traceability we are able to locate the farm the pig came from and make sure it is returned to the correct farm. Anyway only a small minority of farms ever loose pigs and the pig don't do too much damage and no cars hit the pig.
It's all just hype really, you would need to have lots of pigs crossing the road to cause any trouble or pose any real risk to passing motorists. However a far more important question is when will the government compensate all farmers for the loss of any pigs and for having to cross the road themselves to recover the pigs."
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